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Re: Holiday

Postby 28busen » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:31 am

i´m off for Holy week and a few days longer to have a lot of fun.... but think of the new testament message "do something for your next"

Postman Pats last day
It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same villages and towns.
When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £50.
At the second house they presented him an 18-carat gold watch.
The folks at the third house handed him a bottle of 15-year old Scotch whisky.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie.
She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she gave him the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a full Ulster fry: Bacon, Eggs, Sausage & Tomato Taty bread soda with freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cups bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five quid for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day and that we should do something special for you".
"I asked him what to give you".
He said, "F***him. Give him a fiver."
She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea."

see you 8-)
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Re: Holiday

Postby jryter » Fri Mar 29, 2013 12:45 am

28B

Enjoy your holiday
and I hope your breakfasts all
turns out as well as the postman's did

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Re: Holiday

Postby 28busen » Tue Apr 09, 2013 7:44 pm

thx jose i had a lot of really nice mornings with my "personal bunny"

back again hope everybody is in a good mood :)
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Re: Holiday

Postby jryter » Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:10 pm

28B


Welcome back,
We're always in a good mood....
except for first thing in the morning...

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Re: Holiday

Postby Downrightdaft » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:33 am

I'm always up first thing in the morning
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Re: Holiday

Postby jryter » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:03 am

Downrightdaft wrote:I'm always up first thing in the morning


I am too, and usually I'm in the mood too....

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Re: Holiday

Postby JayTee » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:30 am

I'm never up and I definitely ain't in the mood.
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Re: Holiday

Postby qurtuba » Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:27 am

28busen wrote:thx jose i had a lot of really nice mornings with my "personal bunny"

back again hope everybody is in a good mood :)


Aha! I knew it! you was in Spain for Holy Week, and you walked three meters away from me, dressed as a nazareno with La Misericordia!!

There he is, second on the right...

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Re: Holiday

Postby Downrightdaft » Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:15 pm

The only one with a black mask while the all the others wore green? Or are my eyes playing tricks on me?
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Re: Holiday

Postby qurtuba » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:41 am

They are all green in the picture. Only the Gran Mayordomo can wear a black capuchón...
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