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Postby bzr » Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:43 pm

It was a kinda fuckedup birthday,I was helping my uncle ,and I was at his place for 10 days,he have no kids,and he have a funniest wife I have seen ever...that chick is 70 ,weights like half a tone, but she is incredibly fast,she moves so fast that when we where a kids we used to think she had a wheels under the skirt and not legs.She is Hungarian and after all this years she still uses her mother tongue,which make her very hard to communicate with.But the  funniest thing about her is that she feed people.I mean she feed people constantly.She is a fucking fast,and she runs after people with hands full of cookies and meat and fruits and she constantly feed people directly in the mouth like some sort of strange featherless chickens!That is insane,I coudnt take a breathe for 100 days!And I look like a god damn Schwarzenegger now,constantly eating and working that woman is crazy.
Anyway,she felt from the stairs yesterday and I volunteered to take her to the hospital
I wanted to be sure she have no wheels instead of legs down there....
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Postby Nyn » Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:03 pm

So how is she?
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Postby bzr » Fri Mar 06, 2009 1:44 pm

she is ok I guess
only she scares the shit out a people there running around the hospital speaking hungarian and messing with the infusions
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Postby qurtuba » Fri Mar 06, 2009 7:22 pm

I am typyng this with tears in my eyes. bzr delivered another blow, just as I begged of him. he is a born storyteller, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that we have Mr Isaac Bashevis Singer logged in as bzr... wait, isn't he dead? or he wanted the world to believe it?

ok, bzr, we all hope AOW (Aunt On Wheels) is already fine, or recovering fast and wholly. and I will keep trying to provoque you into telling us more about your surroundings, neighbors, farm appliances and yourself. Bravo bzr!
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